Bird $h%t

I for one am sick and tired of bird shit. Constantly all over Ned giving me slight arrhythmias. I’d like to know what birds’ problems are with nice cars. Does the shine suddenly effect their lower intestine forcing out all of their crap? Is it a fear of beauty? At this point I’ve had it. I keep going outside to drive and find their white messes all over Ned’s beautiful body, and I am sick of it.

Birds you’ve been warned.

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